The greatest mistake Guinness book of records have made in thier life is to let Nigeria know it exist.
Someone from my State is about to make (or break) the record for the longest time a person ever read aloud. He will be reading 25 novels for 145 hours!
Do they even realise that we're Nigerians? The volume of books we read just to make it through secondary and tertiary education, the average person overseas hasn't read in their lifetime.
No exaggeration!
GWR is not ready for what's coming. Nigerians alone will own an entire section of their website in just one year!
You're playing with people that casually endanger their lives every day just for the fun of it:
We climb roofs without cables!
We board and alight from moving vehicles every day (even our kids can do this)!
We remove items from the fire with our bare hands!
We sit in one spot and down 3 crates of beer between 4 people!
To peel off electrical wiring, we actually chew the wire open!
Our kids make local fireworks that go off so loudly, it could be mistaken for teΟorist attacks overseas!
We weed 15 acres of farmland manually without gloves!
To siphon fuel into our cars or generator tanks, we draw it first into our mouth, ingest a bit to check if it's unleaded petrol, then we let the pipe continue!
Some of us have carried the malaria parasite in our bodies for so long, we should now be donating blood samples to the WHO to test us for immortality. At a point, when the parasite doesn't see any drugs forthcoming, it just hisses and leaves on its own!
To know if rechargeable batteries are still good to use, guess what we do? WE LICK THEM!!! Yes, we taste the charges!
That's the nation they're playing with!
Let them just wait... We're coming. We're cool like that. Na so we just be!...
And wait for it, even our Presidooo is a cat with 9 lifes! Make dem deh use us play fes!ππππππ₯΄
COPIED from somewhere oh!ππππππ
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